'Teacher, R called me buntut !!!!!!!!!!

This is bad ..... really bad .. I mean I have been telling them stories with moral values in them and this is how they repay me .... seriously .. each time I would say or ask , can we do this or say this to a friend ? Nooooooooooooooooo , teacher .. See how good my students are .


This ' buntut ' incident happened when I went over to the other building to send some books and I told them to be queit but no, R .... she just had to go and open her big mouth and call
her friend 'buntut'. I told R , ' That's it ... young lady , I will personally make sure that you will get a teacher like a harimau and then you will know how kind I have been towards you .' No R being R , she would just stare at you and defy you .. hell , her eyes seem to say , ' Go, ahead .. see if I'm bothered .' Jeeez , sungguh mengjengkelkan .....

She is not afraid of threats , say all you have to and the next minute she's off again .... like last week I told her to hand the concert invitation to her parents .. she had other ideas , she left it behind and when her friend told me about it , to which he found it , there at the back of the evvelop was the beautiful drawing by none other than R herself , were two girls, with the most prettiest swimming suit . I mean the girl can really draw .. I'll give her that ...


And that time when I told the class to simply draw a pokok , and she comes up to me and ask ,' Teacher , banana tree can or not ?' Hmmmmm ........... very crative .. but why R you love to torture me ? Please tell me ... like I always tell her , 'R , I don't want to have a daughter like you .' And ...... and do you know what she does when I tell her that ? She would give me a big beautiful smile ..... very nice .


Oh , and she love D to bits too .. I guess being neighbours just goes to show that one day she might even end up marrying D ... like I told D the other day , 'D, don't you ever , ever marry R cos she is a messy girl .'

Did I tell you that R was very quick with her hand ? One day , I just could not believe my eyes .. I happen to see actually ...I do not know what D said to her but her hand just went smack right across D's head .. I was like ................... I called her over and I asked her why did she do that .. she just kept quiet .. see what I have to put up with ..


R , stop being a drama queen and get a real life ok .... R , I hope you wil meet someone badder ... than you !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kali

H : ' Cikgu , saya dah pandai hafal kali saya , mak saya kata saya mesti pandai.
Me : Bagus . Awak dah hafal sampai kali berapa ?'
H : 'Saya dah boleh hafal kali 2 .'
Me : ' Kalau cikgu tanya , boleh tak awak jawap?'
H : 'Boleh .'
Me : Hmmmm .... 2 x 2 berapa ?'
H : ( very confidently ) enam cikgu '!

What did we do today class ?

Well , end of the year is coming and yes we are rushing .... hurry , hurry let's get it over with and pray tell what did we do today class ? NOTHING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yup , see nothing .... so nice .. It was such a nice day and we did nothing .. Why I can't even remember what I said to my students and I was not even bothered . I mean why worry right ?

I have given and taught them everything ... so now is the time to let loose , let down your hair and open the door to freedom and noise !!

This whole week was like a huge pasar malam gone wrong in class ... they were up and down . I just told them to carry on ...

This is the time , to get jiggy with the kids . Concert is over and what more can a teacher ask for?

the turning POINt in my life was when......

AGe : 5 years up to 6

• When Selvam could spell buku and I could'nt.
• I begged my mother to teach me how to read.
• I played with fire at the backyard with my sister.
• I do not know what I looked like .
• I fell in school and I tampal lots and lots of plaster.

Primary 1

• I still don't know what I looked like.
• I cried everyday in school.
• I made friends .
• I played all day , finished my homework , slept and slept more.

Primary 2

• I became the penolong in class.
• I still played ..... nothing was in the mind/ brain .
• I failed so well in my exams and ujian ...
  
• I never had a crush on any boys .. so good !!!

Primary 3

• Met more new friends and kept some and the ones that I did not like, I just threw them away.
• I was not a drama queen.
• I was petrified with Cikgu Aris but I liked Cikgu Sara ( don't ask ).
• I went to the library.

Primary 4

• I found out it was the same old stuff in school ...
• I got restless.
• I still had the same friends .
• Oh, and my class teacher was Cikgu Ng Lai Hoe.
• I fell down in school .
• When I tersalah ambil my friend's bag .
• I know what I looked like and it did not matter .

Primary 5

• More exams and I went YUCk !!!
• When I had to take part in sports and all I could do was stand at the sidelines ...
• When I did not feel motivated at all ..
• I saw what I looked like and it scared the living daylights out of me !!

Primary 6

• Okay this is the end and I was like waiting to get a life at 12 and till this day the thought of going into secondary school did not do much for me ...
  
• I failed more exams and was I bothered with the failure ? NOPE !!
• I said goodbye to some friends .
• I really , really know what I looked like and I loved it ........
  

Kaler - Kaler in my MInd...

Hmmm...... it's the end of the year and yes this where my kaler - kaler journey begins .. okay .. it's nice to see my shelves are empty .. of books .. then there is the filing of books .. kacang ... I sat earlier to blog about something but I was not sure where the post that I was about to blog was leading to .. having to think how to end my post , I deleted the whole thing ..


Right now everyone and I mean everyone right up to the kids even we teachers are getting antsier by the minute .... with the hols just round the corner , are we worried that we have to work through December ? Nooooooooooooooooooo you see , even with that we are already planning ... see, that is the beauty .. it's ok even if will only be a week but plan is plan right ?


My kaler - kaler pencils has gone short and today I was locked out of my classroom .. I don't know which genius did that .. or maybe there is someone who wants to sabo me .... it could be one of my students !!!!

I was not worried because I have the keys to the classroom and .. mind you as I got into my class I could'nt find my pencils ... hmmm ..... now how could that be ? Anyway , found it in the computer room .. wanna sabo me again ah ?

So my class was like a wild typhoon and we had to reshoot our class group photo because the photograper was such a clown that the shot tak jadi ..... Cameraman potong gaji ah !!!!!

It was easy getting them to pun on their graduation robes however the hardest part was to get them to sit still and pandang depan dan senyum ...... they were like .... ( the kids ) , 'Okay one more shot , one , two , three ..... they were saying what ever he( the camera man ) was saying and they were having a whale of a time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh , then it just got better and better , some wore slippers and we had to borrow shoes . They even had the cheek to tell me that the borrowed shoes were not to their taste .. Jeeezzz I mean c'mon y'all ...

In the end we had one big happy smilling class -- THE GRADS , CLASS OF 2009 ..
Sorry la , no photos to show :(

Blood is THICKER than water

What I am about to post is just something from the mind and it has nothing to do with anyone ... Like they say or as they seem to say blood is thicker than water ...

To me , it means a lot when they say blood is thicker than water . So what is the defination here ? I am simply guessing that it is a bond between sibling(s) and no matter what, these sibling must understand each other the most .

Why the most ? Because they live together and they get through thick and thin together and that is why the understanding works stronger in that circle of siblings ...

Hold on . .. give me a minute okay ..It's like this ,I do not expect my friends to understand me at all even for the reasons that I stand for ... because my friends don't live with me .. they only see me for a short period of time or they either work with me ..

Blood is thicker than water also could mean defending one another and protecting too ... I grew up believeing that no matter what, since blood is thicker that water , your brother or your sister would come and save you .. yes save / help etc...

But after , thinking for like a million years and into the wawasan thingy .. I seem sadly not to agree that blood is thicker than water .. it has now come to .. sink or swim you're on your own .. okay it's a little one sided conversation here .. but I seem to think so ..

Does this mean that I would crawl into a deep dark hole and die all by myself ? No , I get up and get stronger by the minute . I do not go down without a fight . It's alright . I pick myself up , don't depend on anyone and move along .. until I can and I know that I can .

Why , because the need to do it lies it me and so I have to put all distractions aside and focus the One thing that I really need to do . And before anyone says it ...


I have lost my believe if anyone were to say Blood is definately ticker than water . No , I am not upset , I got past over it a long time ago and now I LIVE IN HIS LIGHT .

Today

Today I woke up late and the best part is I am on leave ...... after the concert do ..I mean it's not that I get to wake up early ever so often .. but today was just nice .... and even with the brids chirpping outside my window sill , I dozed off ...

For now I am feeling fresh but I would still and need to get back to work tomorrow ... Yup some say I do not know how to enjoy a day without thinking of work .. what else is there for me to think off besides work ?

Hey ! I work and you guys work too .. the only kelainan is that I don't have kids and a husband to fuss over with .. so chill out guys ..

Just a thought to ponder .. it's for me .. I know it''s today but today I will ask this question for my for myself and to myself .... the question is ;
Do I want to give up on my freedom and state of loneliness ?

Now, that is hard to answer at the moment because I am certainly not sure of it yet ... it's either yes or no . Okay forget the question and just get on for today ..


All I know is I am truly blessed , with all the small trimmings of life and right now I am about to kick in and head for the bed .. see it's nap time for me ... maybe I will ask that question when I am about eighty ... like in a gazillion years from now ... nite y'all

To Taze or Not to

So ,the concert went well and it was because of ME !!!! NO , way heck !!! The team did the work and I was not even nervous ... che wah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only thing that made me go crazy and ga ga over was how those so tak dengar parents , refused to squat at the front of the stage and .. mind .... you the poor camera man trying to get a good shot .. I was there telling like it was for more than 5 times .... JEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ , I mean c'mon y'all ...

Yeah it's very exciting to see your kid performing and all ... they looked so pretty and handsome but work with us here people !!!!!

However , there is only one thing to do .... should I just get a tazer and taze the living daylights out of them ? Oh , I filpped up alright and there my friend was going , waving all the way just to get my attention .... but sadly, to which I did not but I corrected the error and then it went on like a pair of skates on ice ....


So what about the tazer ? Should I get one with a higher voltage ?

Gimmie a man

Okay , so my blog tittle is not as the the same as what my friend from unleashing drama posted however it's pretty darm close .. she goes on to explain how when in school , she had the hots for a certain kinda guy in her tak sedar diri kinda phase ... as she moved along and got older by an inch and still in her tak sedar diri state , she had also had the hots for a guy ...

And .. I must say that her ending is so good , she simply said , 'send me a guy '. Anyway it's not what she said or did not say but I told her don't say guy .. say men ... see not in singular form but plural ....a lecturer of mine gave me this easy formula to find the right man ...... according to my sister it' sounds sick hehehe not really but just do the math and think about it ... it's pretty simple ...

Hey you ! yeah you if you don't read my blog then don't balme me okay ...

Here is what you do .. yes the fomula ;

Know 5 men /friends etc ..
Be friends with all of them ;
Drop 2 and be friends with the 3 ,
Out of the 3 be friends with the 2 and MARRY 1

There, how's that ? It's okay to friend 10 men and then you drop them as you please till you get one ... happy trying gals !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All tired out

If I were to say that I am all maxed out then you people might think that I may have overspent my credit card .... but I don't have one and I do not intend to have one ....... period !!!

Today was like one huge of craziness in school .. I mean , last year we took our class photos and I was not even tired ... anyway it was just one of those crazy days ...

My whole body ached with pain ... okay I guess I have to go find the minyak panas ... today , back to today again .... we strictly said , uniform , shoes and socks , but noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo they have to come in with slippers and sports wear .. I mean can they ( the parents ) read or cannot read ?

Oh just think about the 101 excuses they give and also please do think of the 101 answers that we reply hmmm........ Have you actually seen my message book ? It's filled with messages to the brim and we always give the parents enough time to read and sign ... but again noooooooooooo their signatures just so mahal .... Five minutes is all we ask ..

So what did we do ? We borrowed shoes and uniforms from the next class .. Well what to do , we aim to please everyone but ourselves ....this is my point of view and my feeling .. no la not to tembak but future parents out there .. know your roles first and then act upon it .... wisely and justly ..

And to those ..... whom never fail to ask , please continue asking .. find out for info and be glad for it as we are just here to serve you ...

So what's up for tomorrow ?

I will not think of tomorrow as I definately feel like crashing right now but have to tahan as I have a class tonight ..

Berkhidmat Untuk Negara .....

HOw Do you Think It will go ?

Hmmmm.......... I wish it would go just past zooooooooooooommmmmm!!!!!!!!!! and finish it , get it over iwith .. For the moment my tummy seems to be okay .. yesterday and today; I spent my day in APIIT Smart School .. Once again I had the opportunity ( hope the word was spelled correctly ) to be the emcee once again .. Well what to do , when you are so good and people look up to you to save the day !!!!!!!! Well I can only sigh and wished that it was ever so true ..


Here is the thing , I pray daily and in my prayers I never forget to mention that I may be given the confidence to stand and deliver my goods . Okay here is another thing , I mean why can't other teachers do it ? It's simple .. giving birth to a child is hard and tiring .. Fair enough , I do not know what giving birth is like but I sure do know that standing up on that huge big stage is simpler ... Let's face it all you have to do it stand and yak away .....


Okay , it's like everything is so muzzled up in your head and you hear voices .. not I am not crazy ... The first time , for me was being an emcee was during sports day , I can say it went pretty well . So why am I rumbling ? Like some would say that I want people to kesian me . Ya right .


All I have to be is the glue that binds everything together .. I asked a mother of four to be the next emcee and she said that she had a weak heart . Frankly speaking people with weak heart don't do teaching ... LOgic ?

Talk about logic .... well I could go on . But let me be the saving grace of the event ... AHEM!!!!

Ah Choo!!

My Ah Choo is just an Ah Choo.... not a boy nor a girl ............. well , for one Ah Choo has been part of my life since I was a little girl .... little did I know that Ah Choo followed me everywhere that I went and right through college ..!!! Bummer , I know but you see Ah Choo , just refused to leave me alone ... Ah CHoo thought it was simple and cool to tag along even though I said NO and mind you it was a big NO -NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ah Choo must love me too much to let me go and so one fine day I told Ah Choo that it's okay to fellow but keep a distance and don't bother me too much .. Hmmmm ..... easier said then done .. For , no matter what I said or did , I would have Ah Choo by my side almost everyday . How do I get rid of Ah Choo ?

Suggestions please ,

An Idea came to me in a dream one day . I dreamt that I was being free of Ah Choo .. and the solution was simple .... A bottlet of Vitamin C 1000MG should do the trick !!! I told Ah Choo what I was going to do that day , and Ah Choo was so sad ...

I told Ah Choo thatI had to get well . It hurt when I go Ah Choo and Ah Choo knows it too .. So what am I suppose to do ? After much pleading AhChoo said it was ok though for it to dissappear awhile ....

And dissappear Ah Choo did , but Ah Choo said that he would be paying me a little visit sometime soon ... Not so soon okay Ah Choo .... you know I still love ya !!!!!

Duit Raya .

Yes ,let's talk about duit Raya . Today one of my students decided to give the whole class diut Raya .. I was on duty and when I got in , everyone was so excited and I was like , OK ..... !!! So to set things right , I had to ask the boy if he was very sure about giving the whole class duit Raya and he said YES .

Next step , I also had to make sure that he just did not run into his parents room to just take the money and that was it .. I collected back all the Raya packets and you should have just seen their faces , it was like as if I just snatched away their best candies !!!!!!!!!!!

I had to make sure right ?

They were going on and on ;"hey, thats mine .!" Well yeah technically it's theirs but I still had to make sure .That's my job . But I promised them that when this matter is settled, meaning that I will have to phone up the parents to get confirmation , I would give them back their Raya packets .


There were a few nods and some agreable sounds . It was like those kinda answers when you go for a PTA meeting !
They waited while I made the call . I hung up.

Then I told them that they will get the Raya packets ONLY IF they colored , wrote , sat , and obeyed that I would give it to them ....

I know a bit too much right ?But they knew that I was just chuggin thier chains, so to speak !!! I called the boy up to the front to distribute the raya packets . They had to wish him first . I can tell you, that boy felt like a Tan Sri today .