'Teacher, R called me buntut !!!!!!!!!!

This is bad ..... really bad .. I mean I have been telling them stories with moral values in them and this is how they repay me .... seriously .. each time I would say or ask , can we do this or say this to a friend ? Nooooooooooooooooo , teacher .. See how good my students are .


This ' buntut ' incident happened when I went over to the other building to send some books and I told them to be queit but no, R .... she just had to go and open her big mouth and call
her friend 'buntut'. I told R , ' That's it ... young lady , I will personally make sure that you will get a teacher like a harimau and then you will know how kind I have been towards you .' No R being R , she would just stare at you and defy you .. hell , her eyes seem to say , ' Go, ahead .. see if I'm bothered .' Jeeez , sungguh mengjengkelkan .....

She is not afraid of threats , say all you have to and the next minute she's off again .... like last week I told her to hand the concert invitation to her parents .. she had other ideas , she left it behind and when her friend told me about it , to which he found it , there at the back of the evvelop was the beautiful drawing by none other than R herself , were two girls, with the most prettiest swimming suit . I mean the girl can really draw .. I'll give her that ...


And that time when I told the class to simply draw a pokok , and she comes up to me and ask ,' Teacher , banana tree can or not ?' Hmmmmm ........... very crative .. but why R you love to torture me ? Please tell me ... like I always tell her , 'R , I don't want to have a daughter like you .' And ...... and do you know what she does when I tell her that ? She would give me a big beautiful smile ..... very nice .


Oh , and she love D to bits too .. I guess being neighbours just goes to show that one day she might even end up marrying D ... like I told D the other day , 'D, don't you ever , ever marry R cos she is a messy girl .'

Did I tell you that R was very quick with her hand ? One day , I just could not believe my eyes .. I happen to see actually ...I do not know what D said to her but her hand just went smack right across D's head .. I was like ................... I called her over and I asked her why did she do that .. she just kept quiet .. see what I have to put up with ..


R , stop being a drama queen and get a real life ok .... R , I hope you wil meet someone badder ... than you !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kali

H : ' Cikgu , saya dah pandai hafal kali saya , mak saya kata saya mesti pandai.
Me : Bagus . Awak dah hafal sampai kali berapa ?'
H : 'Saya dah boleh hafal kali 2 .'
Me : ' Kalau cikgu tanya , boleh tak awak jawap?'
H : 'Boleh .'
Me : Hmmmm .... 2 x 2 berapa ?'
H : ( very confidently ) enam cikgu '!