Friday, June 5, 2009

The Pig -- THe Patron Saint.... OF Cleanliness.

There was once a pig and she was no ordinary pig . She was the neatest pig in the whole pen . She has four brothers and they were all dirty looking not to mention their pens .

Anyway , one day the neighbors got jealous of this neat pig . Because ,I mean how can a pig be so neat and tidy when we all knew that pigs were suppose to be full of dirt!!!!!!

So they set up a council and voted among themselves to have the pig evacuated from her pen . When the father pig heard this , he pleaded with the pig to change her lifestyle and get mud and grime all over her pen and everywhere so that she could be saved.

But no , she was an educated pig and that was a big NO !! She refused . One of the members reported this to the council . They in turn reported the matter to the chief .

It was later said that this so called clean pig ended up as someone's dish on a platter .

The story does not end here , when she was slaughtered , she was sent right up to PIG HEAVEN. There , she was crowned as a patron saint for all pigs .

So , it was said again pigs in the world would have a special gathering in her honor.But this was no ordinary gathering . It was a time when all pigs would clean up their pens and word has it , that is usually lasts for five minutes and then it would be messed up in no time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hope you liked this tale ...

Why I Blog

Basically why I blog is to get things off my chest . At times I have something nice to say but I guess I have been saying nice things all this while . No , bad things will not do . Just the easy stuff . It lets off steam at least .

Pretty much of which is / was caused by none other than ME . But this is not why I blog . I blog for the sake of it and everyone in town is blogging . No , that's too lame . Let's face it , I just want to show everyone my typing and blogging skills ... that is not the reason as well.

Okay , I will cut to the chase , some blog for a particular reason . Some blog as I have mentioned earlier, that others does it and so do they . For me I am just trying to see if I can really do it . I mean I have done it , but blogging gives me space to say what I want to and be happy about what I have said .

There ,

Okay go ahead and say that this latest post is so overly lame . It's okay you won't hurt my feelings!!!!