Gimmie a man

Okay , so my blog tittle is not as the the same as what my friend from unleashing drama posted however it's pretty darm close .. she goes on to explain how when in school , she had the hots for a certain kinda guy in her tak sedar diri kinda phase ... as she moved along and got older by an inch and still in her tak sedar diri state , she had also had the hots for a guy ...

And .. I must say that her ending is so good , she simply said , 'send me a guy '. Anyway it's not what she said or did not say but I told her don't say guy .. say men ... see not in singular form but plural ....a lecturer of mine gave me this easy formula to find the right man ...... according to my sister it' sounds sick hehehe not really but just do the math and think about it ... it's pretty simple ...

Hey you ! yeah you if you don't read my blog then don't balme me okay ...

Here is what you do .. yes the fomula ;

Know 5 men /friends etc ..
Be friends with all of them ;
Drop 2 and be friends with the 3 ,
Out of the 3 be friends with the 2 and MARRY 1

There, how's that ? It's okay to friend 10 men and then you drop them as you please till you get one ... happy trying gals !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All tired out

If I were to say that I am all maxed out then you people might think that I may have overspent my credit card .... but I don't have one and I do not intend to have one ....... period !!!

Today was like one huge of craziness in school .. I mean , last year we took our class photos and I was not even tired ... anyway it was just one of those crazy days ...

My whole body ached with pain ... okay I guess I have to go find the minyak panas ... today , back to today again .... we strictly said , uniform , shoes and socks , but noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo they have to come in with slippers and sports wear .. I mean can they ( the parents ) read or cannot read ?

Oh just think about the 101 excuses they give and also please do think of the 101 answers that we reply hmmm........ Have you actually seen my message book ? It's filled with messages to the brim and we always give the parents enough time to read and sign ... but again noooooooooooo their signatures just so mahal .... Five minutes is all we ask ..

So what did we do ? We borrowed shoes and uniforms from the next class .. Well what to do , we aim to please everyone but ourselves ....this is my point of view and my feeling .. no la not to tembak but future parents out there .. know your roles first and then act upon it .... wisely and justly ..

And to those ..... whom never fail to ask , please continue asking .. find out for info and be glad for it as we are just here to serve you ...

So what's up for tomorrow ?

I will not think of tomorrow as I definately feel like crashing right now but have to tahan as I have a class tonight ..

Berkhidmat Untuk Negara .....

HOw Do you Think It will go ?

Hmmmm.......... I wish it would go just past zooooooooooooommmmmm!!!!!!!!!! and finish it , get it over iwith .. For the moment my tummy seems to be okay .. yesterday and today; I spent my day in APIIT Smart School .. Once again I had the opportunity ( hope the word was spelled correctly ) to be the emcee once again .. Well what to do , when you are so good and people look up to you to save the day !!!!!!!! Well I can only sigh and wished that it was ever so true ..


Here is the thing , I pray daily and in my prayers I never forget to mention that I may be given the confidence to stand and deliver my goods . Okay here is another thing , I mean why can't other teachers do it ? It's simple .. giving birth to a child is hard and tiring .. Fair enough , I do not know what giving birth is like but I sure do know that standing up on that huge big stage is simpler ... Let's face it all you have to do it stand and yak away .....


Okay , it's like everything is so muzzled up in your head and you hear voices .. not I am not crazy ... The first time , for me was being an emcee was during sports day , I can say it went pretty well . So why am I rumbling ? Like some would say that I want people to kesian me . Ya right .


All I have to be is the glue that binds everything together .. I asked a mother of four to be the next emcee and she said that she had a weak heart . Frankly speaking people with weak heart don't do teaching ... LOgic ?

Talk about logic .... well I could go on . But let me be the saving grace of the event ... AHEM!!!!

Ah Choo!!

My Ah Choo is just an Ah Choo.... not a boy nor a girl ............. well , for one Ah Choo has been part of my life since I was a little girl .... little did I know that Ah Choo followed me everywhere that I went and right through college ..!!! Bummer , I know but you see Ah Choo , just refused to leave me alone ... Ah CHoo thought it was simple and cool to tag along even though I said NO and mind you it was a big NO -NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ah Choo must love me too much to let me go and so one fine day I told Ah Choo that it's okay to fellow but keep a distance and don't bother me too much .. Hmmmm ..... easier said then done .. For , no matter what I said or did , I would have Ah Choo by my side almost everyday . How do I get rid of Ah Choo ?

Suggestions please ,

An Idea came to me in a dream one day . I dreamt that I was being free of Ah Choo .. and the solution was simple .... A bottlet of Vitamin C 1000MG should do the trick !!! I told Ah Choo what I was going to do that day , and Ah Choo was so sad ...

I told Ah Choo thatI had to get well . It hurt when I go Ah Choo and Ah Choo knows it too .. So what am I suppose to do ? After much pleading AhChoo said it was ok though for it to dissappear awhile ....

And dissappear Ah Choo did , but Ah Choo said that he would be paying me a little visit sometime soon ... Not so soon okay Ah Choo .... you know I still love ya !!!!!

Duit Raya .

Yes ,let's talk about duit Raya . Today one of my students decided to give the whole class diut Raya .. I was on duty and when I got in , everyone was so excited and I was like , OK ..... !!! So to set things right , I had to ask the boy if he was very sure about giving the whole class duit Raya and he said YES .

Next step , I also had to make sure that he just did not run into his parents room to just take the money and that was it .. I collected back all the Raya packets and you should have just seen their faces , it was like as if I just snatched away their best candies !!!!!!!!!!!

I had to make sure right ?

They were going on and on ;"hey, thats mine .!" Well yeah technically it's theirs but I still had to make sure .That's my job . But I promised them that when this matter is settled, meaning that I will have to phone up the parents to get confirmation , I would give them back their Raya packets .


There were a few nods and some agreable sounds . It was like those kinda answers when you go for a PTA meeting !
They waited while I made the call . I hung up.

Then I told them that they will get the Raya packets ONLY IF they colored , wrote , sat , and obeyed that I would give it to them ....

I know a bit too much right ?But they knew that I was just chuggin thier chains, so to speak !!! I called the boy up to the front to distribute the raya packets . They had to wish him first . I can tell you, that boy felt like a Tan Sri today .

Back To Reality hu , hu , hu ,

With the Raya hols over now , I am so sad to say that everything goes back to normal , starting MOnday . The plus side of things are ; I will still have many absentees ... whythat's because they ate too much of Raya cookies and they will be recovering fom a sore throat or something else all together !!!

But , alas; we have to work , no more rest and we have to end the year with a Bang! Chang! or even a Clang ! Would nicely do !!!!

So it's time to head back to reality and get those kids to work , work ,and more work !!!!! Sigh !!! .
On the other hand think of all the cookies that I will be receiveing from the kids !!!!! YUmmmm !!!
So what is the plan for MOnday besides scanning for fever and sore throats ?

I will have to just wait and see !!

'Move it , move it private "!!!!

Myna And MY mum

Today was all sorts actually . We sat down to say the rosary and half way through it , we heard two myna birds fighting .. the best part was we left all of our windows open to let some air in .


I mean , they were fighting and pecking , actually one of them was and the other one just stood by our window sill and did nothing .

From the shadows , we could see the action ; the pecking and the other one retreating into our room . What a noise it made and we could not say our prayers.

We finished our rosary and still those two would'nt let up . If only we knew what they were arguing about . My mum said she wanted to continue her prayers and so we left her to it ..

Within a second minute flat , I could hear my mum shouting for my dad .. lo and behold and guess what , the injured myna bird was in the room and it walked over and stood right on top of my mum's head ..

Dad tried to shoo it away and still it went onto my mum's head ...anyway my dad managed to shoo it out and as for mum she said that it was the Holy Spirit in myna bird form ..okay mum we believe you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!